Peter's Methos' Laws:
The creed of the sociopathic obsessive compulsive
I didn't write this but I could have:
1. If anything can go wrong, fix it. (To hell with Murphy.)
2. When given a choice, take both.
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
4. Do it by the book... but be the author.
5. If you can't beat them, join them — then beat them.
6. If you can't win, change the rules.
7. If you can't change the rules, ignore them.
8. When in doubt think!